Holy *** Larry Harvey *** CINNAMON BUN! LOOK & SEE! NOT A HOAX!!
THIS IS NO JOKE! PLEASE EBAY DO NOT REMOVE THIS GENUINE ITEM of
HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE TO THE BURNINGMAN COMMUNITY. SERIOUS REPLIES
ONLY FOR THIS ONE OF A KIND CINNAMON BUN THAT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY AND
UNEQUIVOCALLY LIKE THE FOUNDER OF BURNINGMAN *** LARRY HARVEY ***. It
is a MIRACLE!!!!!!!!
The BUN was BOUGHT LAST YEAR at Stonestown mall on the DAY OF *** LARRY
HARVEY'S BIRTHDAY *** We brought the Bun home with some OTHER THINGS
we'd bought and when we OPENED OUR BAG, we saw that the CINNAMON BUN
looked EXACTLY LIKE *** LARRY HARVEY *** COMPLETE with a cigarette and
STETSON! HOLY JUMPING JEEHOZEPHAT were we excited to have BEEN BLESSED
WITH such a MIRACLE. IT IS a HOLY HOLY HOLY BUN and it found its way to
YOU THROUGH US!
We DID NOT WANT THIS TO GET OUT RIGHT AWAY because WE DID NOT WANT
EVERYONE TO GET EXCITED JUST YET, so we stored the BUN in a a BOX that
was coated with playa dust and by the very HAND OF GOD, the BUN has not
molded or become stale while it has been in OUR POSSESSION. IT is still
sticky and smells good, just like LARRY HARVEY HIMSELF.
We have been very FORTUNATE since we came into POSSESSION of the ***
HOLY LARRY HARVEY CINNAMON BUN *** . My wife has WON MONEY at CASINOS
and I WAS MYSTERIOUSLY CURED OF a PALSY that caused my upper lip to
QUIVER in ADDITION to HAVING MY PILES DISAPPEAR WITH NO MEDICATION
ADMINISTERED. Now we would like to GIVE YOU the OPPORTUNITY TO OWN this
*** HOLY LARRY HARVEY CINNAMON BUN *** and to RECEIVE ITS
BLESSINGS!!!!!
I REPEAT, this is NOT A JOKE! SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. PLEASE DO NOT
POST INSENSITIVE INQUIRIES TO THIS SERIOUS BURNING MAN BUN. DO NOT BID
IF YOU INTEND TO RETRACT THE BID OR FOOL AROUND. This is A SIGN FROM
GOD THAT WE are all FORTUNATE enough to see IN OUR LIFETIME.
THIS ITEM is not meant for HUMAN CONSUMPTION. It should be stored
somewhere safe from BURGLARS or CHILDREN and we ENTREAT you to SHARE IT
WITH THE WORLD so that they may ALSO LOOK UPON THE MOST HOLY HEAD OF
*** LARRY HARVEY *** IN THIS HOLY HOLY HOLY CINNAMON BUN. disclaimer:
seller makes no guarantee that the HOLY LARRY HARVY BUN will not mold
or become stale once it is in your possession or that you will win
money or be cured of any maladies.
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